"I feel very strange about sending people off to do things for me. People say, ‘But it’s my job to make you coffee.’ But I’ve got two hands. I can make my own, just as I don’t need someone to hold an umbrella over me when it’s raining."
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.
And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me
SEEING PRETTY GIRLS OBSESS OVER MY FAVORITE BANDMEMBER MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND LIKE I LITERALLY HAVE THE DESIRE TO RUN U OVER WITH A FUCKIN TRUCK IF UR PRETTIER THAN ME AND WANT THE SAME DICK AS ME
CATCHING FIRE WAS MY FAVORITE BOOK
IM SO EXCITED
GALE GETTING PREGNANT
PEETA BECOMING THE PRESIDENT
SNOW GIVING BIRTH
PRIM DATING WITH 2 BOYS AT THE SAME TIME
RUE IS A ZOMBIE
CINNA GOES TO FASHION WEEK
EFFIE WORKS AT A CIRCUS
OMG! DISTRIC 14!!
Please tag your posts as spoilers so nobody’s experience reading the novel or watching the film will be ruined. Thank you.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
Hi, so I reached 1,500 followers today and I thought I’d do a thing to celebrate! So I’m doing a drawing giveaway :)
- Must be following me
- Must have your ask open (your submit open would help as well!)
- Only reblogs count
- Ends April 26th!
First Prize (one winner):
- either chibi or regular drawing
Second Prize (three winners):
- Chibi drawing
- Colored Shaded
Third prize (5 winners):
- Line art
I’ll be choosing the winners via random generator. Good Luck and thanks for following! ^.^
"don’t be mean!! ur not being a supportive fan!!! what is 1d gonna think when they see all this hate??" listen bitch harry got like 23 houses and 80 cars and a million dollars worth of weakass headscarves he ain’t cryin
you know that one celebrity who just makes you so inexplicably happy and has changed your life so much aND YOU JUST WANT TO SAY “THANK YOU FOR YOUR EXISTENCE” BUT INSTEAD YOU JUST REBLOG ANOTHER FIVE PHOTOSETS OF THEIR FACE