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what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 




petition for tumblr staff to leave

we don’t want to be here anyway

david karp holds us hostage

send help

We paid David good money to keep you here

You’re not going anywhere


do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while


your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude

dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me



never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs



Dan after he takes a shower: Dan Towell

Dan in a bad mood: Dan Fowell

Dan stays up all night: Dan Owell

Dan gets angry: Dan Growell

Dan learns grammar: Dan Vowell

Dan gets married: Dan Lester