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Hi :) before you enter the dark hole that is my blog, i must warn you, i am the most boring, stupidest and weird(ish) blog you will ever see. If i were you i'd leave now but if you want to stay i'm not gonna stop you.... ENJOY!

"I feel very strange about sending people off to do things for me. People say, ‘But it’s my job to make you coffee.’ But I’ve got two hands. I can make my own, just as I don’t need someone to hold an umbrella over me when it’s raining."


kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me


onedirectioncutefacts:

SEEING PRETTY GIRLS OBSESS OVER MY FAVORITE BANDMEMBER MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND LIKE I LITERALLY HAVE THE DESIRE TO RUN U OVER WITH A FUCKIN TRUCK IF UR PRETTIER THAN ME AND WANT THE SAME DICK AS ME 


Other shows: Okay we've had a slow build up, here you go, a nice new character!! This is their name this is what they're like. There will be more to know of them later on. You'll see them every now and again, but of they get popular enough, maybe they'll show up often. Enjoy!!
Hetalia: lol u got five seconds to learn about this bitch

josheeta:

hate-the-endings:

josheeta:

CATCHING FIRE WAS MY FAVORITE BOOK

IM SO EXCITED

GALE GETTING PREGNANT 

KATNISS DYING

PEETA BECOMING THE PRESIDENT

SNOW GIVING BIRTH

PRIM DATING WITH 2 BOYS AT THE SAME TIME

RUE IS A ZOMBIE

CINNA GOES TO FASHION WEEK

EFFIE WORKS AT A CIRCUS

OMG! DISTRIC 14!!

Please tag your posts as spoilers so nobody’s experience reading the novel or watching the film will be ruined. Thank you.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD


jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

kawaiidan:

Hi, so I reached 1,500 followers today and I thought I’d do a thing to celebrate!  So I’m doing a drawing giveaway :)

Rules:
Must be following me
Must have your ask open (your submit open would help as well!)
Only reblogs count
Ends April 26th!



Prizes:
First Prize (one winner):
either chibi or regular drawing
colored/shaded

Second Prize (three winners):
Chibi drawing
Colored Shaded
Third prize (5 winners):
Chibi
Line art

I’ll be choosing the winners via random generator.  Good Luck and thanks for following! ^.^

kawaiidan:

Hi, so I reached 1,500 followers today and I thought I’d do a thing to celebrate!  So I’m doing a drawing giveaway :)

Rules:

  • Must be following me
  • Must have your ask open (your submit open would help as well!)
  • Only reblogs count
  • Ends April 26th!

Prizes:

First Prize (one winner):

  • either chibi or regular drawing
  • colored/shaded
Second Prize (three winners):
  • Chibi drawing
  • Colored Shaded

Third prize (5 winners):

  • Chibi
  • Line art

I’ll be choosing the winners via random generator.  Good Luck and thanks for following! ^.^


soccerlou:

"don’t be mean!! ur not being a supportive fan!!! what is 1d gonna think when they see all this hate??" listen bitch harry got like 23 houses and 80 cars and a million dollars worth of weakass headscarves he ain’t cryin


jenniferdamiano:

you know that one celebrity who just makes you so inexplicably happy and has changed your life so much aND YOU JUST WANT TO SAY “THANK YOU FOR YOUR EXISTENCE” BUT INSTEAD YOU JUST REBLOG ANOTHER FIVE PHOTOSETS OF THEIR FACE


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